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Pitiful Prose // Bad Guys…?
Hey guys! Oh, and… HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I can’t believe it’s already 2019…It sounds so…futuristic. XD The past few weeks have been pretty busy for me, with Christmas and New Years and trying to get back into the normal way of life. I’m planning on posting a 2018 year review, along with some goals I…
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Pitiful Prose // The IM Conversation
Hello guys, and welcome back to the latest installment of Pitiful Prose, the segment where I belittle and bemoan my younger self’s writings. I wrote this little ditty back in…2013, I think? Phones and texting were really becoming this huge thing, and I was eager to try my hand at writing an IM chat log.…
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Pitiful Prose // The Beginning of Something Terrible
Hello guys! Guess what’s baaaaack? You know, when I was younger, I never would’ve thought that I would have thought I would get to where I am now. I was just content to write my little stories, without a care in the world. And now here I am, posting those little stories on my blog,…
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Pitiful Prose // The Dragon Mystery
Hi guys! Okay, so I was literally so confused as to what to do for this week’s post. Do I do an Easter-themed post? April Fools-themed? Pitiful Prose? You can see my problem. So, I finally decided on an unusually long Pitiful Prose. Let’s get cringing! đ I am a servant to the Queen of the…
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Pitiful Prose // A Most Awkward Meeting
Hello friends! You know what time it is…CRINGE TIME! XD This week’s installment features a stalker, a weirded-out girl, and lots of grammatical errors! ~~~ In walked a man about 20, tall, brown hair, typical but striking blue eyes*…. *Could this be a more horrible description? I think not. “Hello, Miss! Welcome to my, er, “our” home*.” *And…
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Pitiful Prose // Imagination
Hey guys! It’s the first of the month, and you know what that means! …It’s time to cringe. …It’s time to laugh at mediocrity. …It’s time to regret creating this segment. XD This was a story I started when I was nine, and I really, really, thought I was going to get somewhere with it.…
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Pitiful Prose // The Beautiful Princess
Hey guys! Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve done this segment! But I’ve scoured my old notebooks and found even more of the best, most cringe-worthy “stories” that little author me wrote many, many years ago (and by many, I mean like seven). đ Also, I apologize for the shortness of this post. I’m working…
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Pitiful Prose // Dan and the Faeries
Hey fellow bloggers! Looks like it’s time to be pitiful… XD This was actually a dream I had, and tried to rewrite. I also started getting into the concept of using sarcasm in my writing, as I blatantly stated in the sixth line. XD As I walked through the chilly autumn air I started to…
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Pitiful Prose // My Name?
Welcome to this month’s installment of Pitiful Prose! I wrote this little bit one day when I was bored and didn’t have any inspiration. It doesn’t really make sense, and isn’t really that thought out. I thought it was pretty funny. I hope you do too! XD “Why can’t I tell my name?” I ask…
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Pitiful Prose // The Lamp
Hey guys! This month’s installment of Pitiful Prose is here! I wrote this when I was trying to come up with an Aladdin retelling (I was obsessed with Aladdin at the time…Can’t really say I’ve changed. XD ) I hope you enjoy this silliness! đ It was quiet. I was alone by the Well by…
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