Pitiful Prose // The Beginning of Something Terrible

Pitiful Prosenew

Hello guys! Guess what’s baaaaack?

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You know, when I was younger, I never would’ve thought that I would have thought I would get to where I am now. I was just content to write my little stories, without a care in the world. And now here I am, posting those little stories on my blog, making fun of how ridiculous they are.

In a sense, it’s kind of cruel. Sorry little me. XD

But anyways, let’s get right into this one. I wrote this weird little thing in ‘play’ form, for some reason. So the stuff in parentheses are the actions. Why? I don’t know.

Let’s go.

“Sit.”

“Why?”

Because I told you so!” (snaps fingers and Magali sits down immediatley)*

*Wow, so spoopy. Woah.

“What’d you do?”

“I put an obedience spell on you.”

“When will it go away?”

“When I want it to.”

*bored doctor who GIF

(Magali sits motionless in the dark tower)*

*Can I just say, I am so confused right now. Who’s talking? Who is this other person? Someone’s name is Magali, but who is it?

“I see you were out playing with the village kids,”*

*How old is this guy? Who says ‘village’? And if you’re old enough to say ‘village’, then wouldn’t you say ‘children’ instead of ‘kids’? -_-

“yes they’re very nice, and….”

“you are not to play with them!”

“but, why?”

“because I said so.” (Magali sadly looks out the window)*

*I feel like I need to clarify, that dialogue doesn’t go with the action next to it, it should be on a separate line, but…I wrote it like that for some, confusing reason? What even, little me?

7 years later……*

*That’s a lot of little periods. Wowza.

(Magali is hanging out with friends when suddenly)*

*Suddenly…what? Is that supposed to be like a stupid narrator cut to the action?

“Ha! yeah! Magali you’re so funny!”*

*Who says that?

(crash of lightening)*

*A lightbulb illuminates the area! XD

“What are you doing here?!”

“Zedidiah?! what do you want?!”*

*I think these are supposed to be the friends speaking, but at this point, I just really don’t know anymore.

“Magali.”

(Other kids run away screaming leaving Magali all alone)*

*Sarcastic Season 3 GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

“What was that for!?”

“come.”*

*What the heck, he’s so blunt. ‘Magali.’ ‘Come.’ ‘Because I said so.’ Like, what’s your problem, dude? XD

(back in the tower)*

*Classy scene cut.

“Magali, I would like to share a secret with you, but first, meet Nells and Xab.”*

*Seriously, what kind of names are those?? Nells? Xab? Did I think I was cool?

(Magali waves nervously) “hi.”

“Xab?”

(Xab looks at Magali carefully)

“She will do.”*

*Um.

“What?”

“You will become one of us.”

“What?”

“Yes, I’ve been waiting for this day to come.”

*Just Who The Heck Are You And What Is Your Problem GIF

“No! I’m not like you guys, I don’t want to be evil.”

(Gasp)*

*Yes, I wrote ‘gasp’. Yep.

“And I’m leaving.”

(Magali jumps out of the tower)*

*Um BAD IDEA. DO YOU KNOW HOW TALL A TOWER IS?!

“You will regret greatly for choosing this, Magali!”*

*I AGREE.

“uh, should we go get her?”

“No, I’ve got a better Idea,” (Smiles evilly)*

*Oh gosh, we’re going there? -_-

(Magali hurts her self jumping from the tower, but still runs away)*

*YEAH YOU NITWIT.

“I’ve gotta hide.”

(runs into a thicket of trees)

(stops to rest) (and think,)

Well. That was…interesting. XD Well, PP posts are back! (At least while I have embarrassing writing in stock, which I do.) Let me know if you think this could be a successful screenplay in the comments!

New Until Next Time!

8 thoughts on “Pitiful Prose // The Beginning of Something Terrible

  1. LOL!!! This was great. XD I love when authors are able to look back at their old works and just laugh. Because I mean, hey, we have to start SOMEWHERE. No point in being ashamed by it! And it’s really fun to see just how much we grow in writing as the years go by.

    This made me smile. The (gasp) part had to be my fave. XDDD Thanks for sharing!

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    1. Glad you liked it!! XD It is really amazing to see how far you’ve come as a writer, and to be able to laugh at your younger self a little! It gives you a bit of a confident boost, if I’m being honest. XD

      Yay! ^_^ Yeah…I was so creative back then… XDD Thanks for reading! ❤

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  2. Oh my goodness. 😂😂😂😂 I honestly believe that Pitiful Prose is my absolute favorite blog series. 😂 Madeline I cannot even tell you how hilarious this is. I just love how you’re so confused by your own writing, and how blunt the characters are and that gasp… 😂😂😂 Oh my word the gasp sounds like something I would write even today. 😂😂😂 I love this. That is all. I love this so so much.

    And DUDE. THIS COULD TOTALLY BE A SUCCESSFUL SCREENPLAY.

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    1. Oh my word, that makes me so immensely happy you don’t even know. XD It is pretty ridiculous…I was a confusing little child. XDD That gasp though. Just. Amazing job, little me. A++ *claps* XDDDD I am like…flattered? Maybe that’s the wrong word…it’s not like I’m exactly proud of this particular work… XD

      MAYBE SOMEDAY. Although…if I ever see this in theaters, that’ll be the day my writing career has gone down the drain. XD

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      1. 💗💗💗 You mean you were an AMAZING child, I am sure. XD Honestly, I am still laughing at the gasp. It is the funniest thing… 😂😂😂😂 And LOL!! But you SHOULD be proud of this. It is perfection, my friend. Utter perfection. 😂😂😂

        BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my goodness. Can you imagine????? 😂😂😂😂 That would be simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. 😂

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