Hello fellow bloggers! Today’s character is quite the interesting guy. To the world, he is Trick-Track, the evil genius. But to a certain few, he is someone much less…intimidating.
Me: Welcome, Alan.
Alan: Thank you, miss.
M: So…*whispers* I’ve finally unmasked the villain.
A: I don’t know what you mean.
M: Of course you do. You’re Trick-Track, the Super villain. Terrorizing Fallcoast, causing destruction, you know.
A: *grins* Scared?
M: No, not actually. I’ve seen way scarier.
A: *frowns* So if I stole your soul with shadow arts, you wouldn’t care.
M: I dare you to try.
A: *annoyed* Never mind. Get on with the stupid interview.
M: *grins* I knew you wouldn’t do it. Wanna know how I knew? *whispers* You’re a fake.
A: *glares* I’m in leagues with some dangerous people. You could pay for anything you say.
M: You’re not denying it. And do you even really know who you’re working for?
A: Of course! I work with the three biggest names in the entire city of Fallcoast! Whatever you say will be used against you in court.
M: Okay, okay, cool it. Tell me about your family instead.
A: Super villains don’t have families. I am no exception.
M: I beg to differ. Nearly all the villains I know have families. But don’t you have a girlfriend or something?
A: Yes. Kathy. She runs the dance class downtown.
M: She must be so proud of your career choice.
A: You really are an idiot, aren’t you? She doesn’t know.
M: A very healthy relationship, to be sure.
A: Are you going to ask me real questions? Or stupid gossip?
M: I am asking real questions. You just keep answering them in a way that leads to gossip. That’s not my fault.
A: What do you even do? Who said you could interview me?
M: Me. So do you, like, have an alter-ego, or something?
A: Obviously. My name is Alan. Alan Briggs.
M: So what do you do when you’re not being a villain?
A: I work at the Fallcoast News Center. With Mr. Snider.
M: That sure explains a whole lot…*rolls eyes* How do you like that job?
A: It’s interesting working in the news business. I work in the newspaper department. I write stories with the information found by the journalists.
M: I write stories too! Do you like writing?
A: I do. I try to be brutally honest in my stories. People like to know the truth.
M: *mumbles* It’s a shame they don’t get it…But anyway, let’s wrap this up. What’s your favorite food?
A: I like dark, dark chocolate. The more bitter the better.
M: Yuck. Do you have any pets?
A: Goodness, no. I hate animals.
M: O-k-a-y. When did you decide to become a villain?
A: *blank faced* I…I…don’t know.
M: Hm. Well, thanks for coming in.
A: Just be lucky you’re even talking to me.
Welp. That’s Alan. He’s a bit of a mystery, but I like writing him. I feel like I say that about all my characters. XD What do you think of him? Let me know down below!