Hello all! Today, I’ll be interviewing that friend of Saymeth’s who was mentioned last week. 🙂
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Little Red Riding Hood
Brings treats to her ailing Grandmother
Wanders through the woods
Is deceived by the wolf
Likes the color red
Loves her Grandmother very much
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Kokino (Koki) of Koufit
Brings weapons to her conniving Grandmother
Lives deep in the woods, alone
Is in cahoots with the wolf
Still likes the color red 🙂
Has a civil hate for her Grandmother
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Me: Hi Koki.
Koki: *sighs, annoyed* Hey.
M: Look, I know you’re not terribly enthused about this interview, so I’ll try (key word, here) to keep it as short as I can.
K: *shrugs* Whatever.
M: You’re friends with Saymeth, right?
K: Yeah, he’s pretty nice. Naïve, sometimes foolish, but real nice.
M: *winces internally* So…I imagine you get upset with him pretty easily then, huh?
K: *rolls eyes* Yeah, he can be a pain, but I still keep him around. He helps me with my business.
M: Your…business?
K: Yeah. I run a secret weapons operative with my Grandma.
M: …You deal in weapons? What kinds? And what do you use them for? Do you work for someone?
K: Ugh, too many questions! Yes, secret kinds, secret stuff, and…yes.
M: *thinks for a minute* Okay. Forget I asked about it. How’s your family life?
K: What? I don’t have a family. Both my parents are dead.
M: *ouch* I’m so sorry…
K: *shrugs* Eh, I barely knew them. I was only four or so when it happened.
M: *shuffles papers uncomfortably* Um…So, do you like your life, living in the woods by yourself? Or do you live with your Grandma?
K: *snorts* If me and my Grandma lived with each other, we’d both kill each other. And yeah, I do like living in the woods. It’s quiet.
M: I’ve heard you work closely with forest dryads. Is that true?
K: Oh, yeah. We needed more operatives, so Grandma bribed them with arugula.
M: *bites back laughter* Okay… Parting questions. Do you play any instruments?
K: I can’t even play a kazoo.
M: *internally shakes head, distressed* Do you enjoy gardening?
K: *laughs* Are you kidding me? I don’t enjoy it in the least. You don’t usually enjoy something you do to stay alive.
M: *gulps* …Do you have any animals?
K: *grins* I’ve got a wolf hybrid.
M: …Thank you so much for answering my questions. Thus concludes our interview.
K: Great. *shoves chair away and swiftly leaves room*
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Koki’s an…interesting sort, to say the least. XD I hope you enjoyed the interview! Until next time! ❤
Short & Snappy 